Securb (Seymour Duncan forum)
Securb spends his time name dropping and puffing himself up while pretending to be a guitar player on Seymour Duncan's User Group Forum.
On the weekends, he enjoys cockgobbling his lover Jeremy for favors.
"I went to MIT... but didn't graduate."
"I know lots of famous dudes, so worship me"
"I can play guitar better than you, but don't ask me to back that up"
"I've got a new tub of Crisco, Jeremy!"